So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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