...so i touched it.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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