finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
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Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
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im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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