He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
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Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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