It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
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My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie