5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot