Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me