so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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