Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I would ride that face into the sunset
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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