She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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