Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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