So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I just had sex on a roof
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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