How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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