It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
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It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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