Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
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I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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