Swine flu. Run for my life!
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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