I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
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Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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