Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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