She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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