I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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