I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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