We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Randomize
