so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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