I am full of burrito and curiosity
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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