chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
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In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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