he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize
