I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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