OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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