i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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