Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
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WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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