I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
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Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
You were trust falling into bushes
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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