Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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