Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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