Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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