I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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