grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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