just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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