ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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