Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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