I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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