How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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