Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
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Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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