Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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