Hey man sorry I got all grabby
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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