I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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