ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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