Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I love how my cats smell like pot.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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