My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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