I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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