also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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