Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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