Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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