Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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