Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Randomize
