is your mom at the bar?
I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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